Showing posts with label Ewan McGregor. Show all posts
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Friday, April 14, 2017

The List is Risen!

Another day, another movie listicle. (Is that what the kids call these things?)

So while you're enjoying your holiday weekend, here's the Lance's Werthwhile Movie take on the latest list:










Most Hated Movie of All Time: Anything with Adam Sandler in it.

Movie I think is Underrated: Dancer in the Dark (1990)

Movie I Love: The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)
Favorite Action Movie: The Poseidon Adventure (1972)

Favorite Drama: The Color Purple (1985)

Favorite Horror: The Shining (1980)

Favorite Comedy: The Palm Beach Story (1942)

Favorite Disney Movie: Dumbo (1941)



Favorite Science Fiction Movie: Alien (1979)

Favorite Superhero Movie: Superman II (1980)

Favorite Pornographic Movie: Edward Penishands (1991)

Favorite Musical: West Side Story (1961)

Childhood Favorite: Star Wars (1977)



Favorite Franchise: The Lord of the Rings/ The Hobbit

Guilty pleasure: Cannonball Run (1981)

Favorite Director: Stanley Kubrick

Favorite Actress: Joan Crawford

Favorite Actor: Ewan McGregor

Favorite Movie I've Seen So Far This Year: Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

Worst Movie I've Seen So Far This Year: Into the Wild (2007)


Movie I Have Recently Seen: The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence (1962)

What I Thought of It: The legend is true.

Most Anticipated Film of This Year: Blade Runner 2049

Favorite Movie Starring Jesus: Ben Hur (1959)

Favorite Movie Featuring Passover: The Ten Commandments (1956)

Friday, June 17, 2016

Top 5 Big Daddies

Does anyone else think of their fathers in terms of movie stars? Maybe it's because the first movie I remember seeing with my dad was Escape from Alcatraz (1979), but I always felt that my dad had a Clint Eastwood vibe to him. Eastwood was lean, quiet, and direct. His eloquence came from action.

He seemed to be a man raised from the earth, who sought out justice- or at least his idea of it. That is my dad. I mean, my dad never shot up Mexican towns (that were actually in Italy), snarled a catch-phrase while pulling out a handgun, or drove a pick-up truck with an orangutan. But he did give hell to sports teams on the TV, come up with a quick a speech before a spanking, and his pick-up truck usually had four kids in the back. Whatever the reason, I can't help but think of my dad when I watch a movie with Clint Eastwood.

In honor of Father's Day, here are my Top 5 cinematic fathers to compare your dads to:

Home from the Hill (1960)


Would you be surprised if I told you that Vincente Minnelli directed an East Texas melodrama exploring the nature of father-son relationships and the expectations of masculinity? That doesn't have any musical numbers? Well he did. Home from the Hill is the story of the Hunnicutt family: big-booted, woman-chasing patriarch, Captain Wade (the always watchable Robert Mitchum); long-suffering turned to ice-queen mother, Hannah (the also always watchable Eleanor Parker); conflicted son, Theron (the always tanned George Hamilton); and illegitimate son, Rafe (the always- well whatever George Peppard always is.) The plot is pure Texas mythology with wild pig hunts, barbecues, and squalid affairs making life on the prairie a hoot and a holler.

In another director's hands, this film could be all about how a boy becomes a man under the watchful eye of his father. But Minnelli doesn't buy that idea at face value. Theron is more sensitive than his dad and questions the manly shadow he's expected to cast alongside his legendary father's. Mitchum without doing or saying anything exudes the kind of easy masculinity that so many of us sons can never achieve- and watching Hamilton's slight build try to fit in his boots is uncomfortable- as it should be.

Minnelli's genius ability to compose space that reflects character and theme is on full display here. Mitchum's den holds all the accouterments of the world's most exciting man- stifling all who enter. Theron's more studious space is a counterpoint to the boarshead and bear rugs just downstairs. Minnelli expertly makes these personal spaces speak volumes about their inhabitants- and their incongruity- their separateness existing beneath the same roof.

The exquisite balance between performance and filmwork makes Home worth coming back to.

And the barbecue will make you super hungry!




Big Fish (2003)


There is nothing more enchanting than a good story teller, and Tim Burton has woven some doozies in his time. With Big Fish, Burton tosses away the cartoon-ish trappings of his film work and tells the story of a man who has spent a lifetime telling tall tales and his son who is desperate to believe them.
Ed Bloom (Albert Finney) loves to tell a good story- his favorite repeatable yarn dealing with a giant fish in the local lake that he has been having run-ins with his whole life. Ed is also dying. His only son Will (Billy Crudup) and his pregnant bride (Marion Cotillard) come to help Will's mom (Jessica Lange) take care of Ed as he weakens. Everyone loves Ed and his stories, his eyes wickedly glinting at his new daughter-in-law as she sits on his bed. Who wouldn't wickedly glint at Marion Cotillard?

But Will is tired of the stories. Will wants to know his father- the real man- not the folk tale legend (played as a youth by Ewan McGregor) who met giants, discovered hidden towns that didn't wear shoes, faced- off with a witch (Helen Bonham Carter), wooed the girl of his dreams with a football field of daffodils, and finally caught that old monster fish in the lake.

But what if we are the stories we tell? What if the truth is there- and the story leads us to the discovery of that truth in a way that simply flipping through a photo album or answering questions about dusty papers can't? Perhaps a life well-lived is a story well-told.

Just the cast list is reason enough to see this movie. They are all gems. But Burton really makes a unique film in the context of the rest of his canon. He does an amazing job of weaving in the fantastic without making it overwhelm the simple story of a son re-connecting with his father. He innately understands that the joys of the imagination are not just for children. It is the most adult movie he's ever made- and I challenge anyone not to cry at the end.

Tree of Life (2011)


I know that this movie is one of those love it or hate it situations- but I love it... most of it. Director Terrence Malick tends to infuriate some with his specialized way of filming his stories. But I have always been drawn to his use of image over dialogue. And Tree of Life is no exception. The timeline for Tree is malleable and flips back-and-forth from modern day to 1950's Texas to the beginning of the universe to death. That's a lot to cover- and quite honestly, I could have done without the Discovery Channel-esque "How the World Began" section. But Malick uses the story of Jack (dependably moody Sean Penn), a man haunted by the suicide of his brother and his relationship with his father (Brad Pitt) to visually explore the things that we take and those that are given to us throughout our mortal journeys.

What really grabbed me about this movie was Malick's use of the tactile. Closeups on young Jack's hands tracing his brother's hand on the other side of the window or how a father touches a son's head. The film is so beautiful in how it communicates this human contact in a simple, connective way. It shows deep bonding without a lot of "I love you, kiddo" dialogue.

Pitt is very much responsible for the success of that image of a father and sons. The way Pitt touches his children is so tender and natural- it brought tears to my eyes. I at once felt the warm joy of those touches- while simultaneously running through my memories for the times my dad tousled my hair. Pitt is a father of- God I've lost count of the number of his brood- but he was clearly able to tap into that feeling of elation and pride of being with his kids. It radiates from him in the scenes with his cinematic sons like a soft light. It's magical.

The film won the Palm d'Or at Cannes and was nominated for three Oscars including Best Director and Best Picture, so clearly CGI dinosaurs notwithstanding, the film struck a chord. The image of the neighborhood children running through the mist of an insecticide truck in the twilight is durable marking our childhoods as moments of wonder shrouded by hindsight.

Bicycle Thieves (1948)


I love the post-war neorealism film genre. The almost gothic look of these films shot in the rubble of war-torn Europe made a profound setting for stories of survival and change. Like flowers sprouting out of decimated churches and homes, the characters in these movies were survivors learning how to get along in a world that had gone mad- and was now trying to right itself. Vittorio De Sica's Bicycle Thieves is a perfect example of the best this genre has to offer.

Antonio (Lamberto Maggiorani) is desperate to find work to support his family in post-WWII Rome. He finally is able to get work as a poster paster (say that five times fast) but he needs a bike to be able to get around town quickly. His wife Maria (Lianella Carell) pawns her dowry (Sheets. You could pawn sheets.) so that Antonio can get a bike and start making money. But no sooner does he start work, then someone steals his bike- and Antonio and his young son Bruno (Enzo Staiola in his film debut) begin a desperate hunt all over Rome for the thief and the bike.

The relationship between these two is central to the film. As the father struggles to do whatever it takes to survive, he also has to teach his son the difference between right and wrong. Some of those choices are reflected in little Bruno's eyes as he watches his father grapple with a new, lawless world. Is it better to steal than starve? Is there anything thicker than blood? Can a father lose his son's love and respect?

The realistic shooting style was all the rage in Europe- as much a product of necessity as artistic style- and De Sica perfectly captures a sense of the real Roman streets and people at the time.
There is no attempt made to clean-up dirty faces or knees- or to pretty up the buildings ravaged by war. De Sica shoots Rome as it was- poverty-stricken, proud, and struggling to find a new identity. The fresh and spontaneous performances from mostly non-actors are all superb in drawing us into a filmed reality. It was a reality that most modern audiences probably can't imagine. But thanks to directors like De Sica, we have movies to remind us.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)


There are moments when I wish I could be in the pitch meetings for famous movies.

Some pitch guy: So we've had mega blockbuster success with Indiana Jones. We had him search for the Ark of the Covenant and fight Nazis, and then we sent him to India to find some magic rocks and fight an Indian cult-


George Lucas (eating a burrito): I still don't know what we were smoking on that one.

Steven Spielberg: Ssh, George! And stop eating. Continue pitch guy.

Some pitch guy: So for this next movie why don't we have Indy fight the Nazis again- but this time he does it with... his Dad!


George and Steven: No.

Some pitch guy: But he's looking for the Holy Grail.

George and Steven: No.

Some pitch guy: But what if the dad is played by Sean Connery?

George and Steven: Brilliant!

Steven: Great idea, George!


George: Thanks, Steven! Glad we thought of it. Pitch guy, I need 24 chalupas. Do a Taco Bell run.

Keeping a successful franchise going isn't as easy as our current Marvel Universe makes it seem- but the Indiana Jones movies have always been great fun to watch (with the exception of number four. I pretend number four never happened). In the third entry, The Last Crusade, Indy (Harrison Ford, of course) is busy teaching college when he is informed that his father (the afore-mentioned Connery) has disappeared while searching for the Holy Grail. So Indy slaps on his fedora and bullwhip and goes out to rescue him. Along the way he runs into the Third Reich again, and literally, Hitler.

The movie is full of the biblical lore, beautiful period design, exotic locales, and non-stop action that made the previous movies so successful. But what sets this one apart is the interaction between the two Joneses.

Ford and Connery while playing two people often at odds with each other, seem to be having a blast. The relationship they create is funnily combative with just the right amount of treacle- enough to not make either of these guy's guys gag. Both of them are such big stars that they could eat up all the screenspace- but they don't. They share the film with what looks like pleasure, creating a father-son relationship that highlights what each can learn from the other. And can't we all benefit from being tied to our dads in a fiery castle every now and then?

If those aren't enough father figures for you, check out the Charlie Chaplin silent classic The Kid (1921) at The Film Forum this Sunday.

Happy Father's Day, Pops.


Wednesday, January 13, 2016

In a Blog Posting Far, Far Away...

I love Star Wars. Anytime I see the original three movies, I am transported back in time to a golden childhood era when my bedsheets, lunchbox, and underoos were covered with Luke, Han, and Leia.  
 I would gather together the neighborhood kids to act out Star Wars adventures- taking the part of C3PO whenever possible- Leia if we couldn't find any girls game enough to join. I built a Dagobah set in my bookshelf with Play Doh, a crayon box, and some green toilet paper. I even wrote a letter to the main office of the toy company, Kenner, requesting replacement guns, lightsabers, and capes for my action figures who had lost theirs in the dirtpile out back of the house. I was swept up in the cultural lovefest for the franchise and felt part of something bigger than my Kansas backyard. The Force was with me. I love Star Wars.

I preface this post with that backstory because when I say I love Star Wars, I mean I love it with that corner of my heart that will always retain my first experience of sheer glee at seeing the film at age 5. I am not saying these movies are good from a critical standpoint.

Case in point- the prequels. Maybe the kids who saw The Phantom Menace, The Clone Wars, and The Revenge of the Sith have CGI halcyon memories of these movies like I had of the originals. But when I saw them, I felt like George Lucas had opened up my childhood Darth Vader action figure case and taken a dump in it. There was a dour, seriousness to the prequels that no matter how many new weird-faced aliens, Architectural Digest rip-off worlds, or Yoda lightsaber battles got thrown in, I was exhausted by the effort, and unimpressed with the bloated results. We needed three epic-length movies to tell how Darth Vader became Darth Vader? I prefer thinking he was just an a**hole from the Dark Side with some skin irritation and a fetish for face grills. Not even fine actors like Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor or Samuel L. Jackson could breathe life into the turgid scripts. The magic I'd idolized was squandered.

So when it was announced that JJ Abrams was going to do the next chapter in the Star Wars saga, I was at the very least, skeptical. Abrams did a nice job re-booting the Star Trek movie series, but was he the guy to do Star Wars? Should anyone be the guy to re-do Star Wars? Would the fact that George Lucas had nothing to do with it help? Since the entire world went to see the movie opening weekend (and kept going back), I put off seeing the film in the hopes that I wouldn't have to run into anyone dressed as Jar-Jar Binks. I did my best to avoid every Star Wars Facebook post so as not to accidentally ingest a spoiler and finally went to the majestic Ziegfeld Theater last Friday. I sat back with a couple good friends (friends who knew that C3PO was my spirit robot), my 3D glasses, some popcorn, and Perrier (my childhood self would have loved the fanciness of Perrier) and waited to see if the Star Wars film empire could strike back. It did.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens is something quite astonishing. It feels like a Star Wars movie. Maybe it's the inclusion of the original cast in meaningful parts (I literally squealed aloud when C3PO made his appearance). Maybe it's the John Williams score that weaves in the musical themes intrinsic to the originals.
Maybe it's the use of models instead of faster than light CGI so we feel like craftsmen put real sweat and tears into the film instead of into green screens and Macbooks. Maybe it's the color palette that seems so familiar- with the sands of Jakku filling in for Tatooine and the jungle outpost of Maz Kanata a soft, green counterpart to the forests of Yavin.  Maybe it's the plot that while jumpstarting a saga of its own, feels so familiar with all sorts of parallels that I won't go into so no one will accuse me of being a spoiler queen. The plot similarities have caused some to decry the movie- but honestly- maybe it's my PTSD from the prequels- I welcomed a return to form, even if the form was very similar. Whatever it is, there is the feeling that the transition from Return of the Jedi to The Force Awakens is seamless.

The new stars of the film (Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, and Adam Driver) are all really engaging. One of my friends thinks Driver's petulantly villainous Kylo Ren should get an Oscar nom. (Not gonna happen.) Even the new robot BB-8 rolls and bleeps into our hearts much like his predecessor R2D2 did almost forty years ago. Abrams has brought this Star Wars into our more multi-cultural world by showing that women and African-Americans can be part of this worldwide touchstone and I applaud that. Now if Poe Dameron is really as gay as rumored, we'll be good to go.

The Force Awakens feels like a visit from an old friend.
An old friend I haven't seen for awhile.
A friend I've missed.



Monday, January 11, 2016

Big Screen in the Sky- David Bowie

He wasn't a big movie star- appearing memorably in The Man Who Fell to Earth (1976), Labyrinth (1986) (who didn't try to juggle balls in their hand after seeing this one?), The Prestige (2006) (as (Nikola Tesla), The Last Temptation of Christ (2006) (as Pontius  Pilate), Basquiat (1996) (as Andy Warhol), Zoolander (2001) (as David Bowie). Rumors have swirled for years that Todd Haynes' visual stunner Velvet Goldmine about a 70's glam superstar was based on Bowie- but Bowie vociferously denied that. Maybe it was the rooftop gay sex scene between Christian Bale and Ewan McGregor that did it.
Bowie's music, however, has been an influence that stretches far beyond the rock world to inspire not only the music of the movies- but our lives.
Godspeed, Major Tom.